A confession before I hand over to Stefan, I've had this data for a couple of weeks so these stats are up to 17 matches and are therefore a bit behind. As for final winners you'll have to wait until the dinner. What I can share is that GK qualification games is still being debated by some very powerful influencers (it will be more than 3) and I can also tell you the goals scored has shifted somewhat. I was accused by an unnamed individual that the stats only go up when I'm top which is wholly unfair and this was compounded by said individual bagging an unreal 9 goals in 2 matches....all to play for the golden stick award but Wiid has someone on his tail! I can also tell you that one naughty 1st XI boy may now be challenging Ben Dykes for the naughty step at the end of season dinner following 2 weeks of being carded!

Thank you Stefan as ever, here you go:

Hope you’ve all been well since the start of the year. Reaching up to 200 games played this season. 133 different goal scorers. 59 cards given, although the title for first red card is still up for grabs.

Here’s the stats:

Golden Stick

Goalkeepers – average goal conceded per game (minimum 3 games - currently)

Cards
9 yellow cards, 50 green cards. Ben DYKES is leading in time spent on the naughty step with 1 green and 2 yellows.

Thanks for reading, see you next time
Stefan ‘Stats Man’ Louette